THE PATRIOT MICRO CHIP

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To be implanted in foreheads of America's enemies worldwide including Homeland if necessary, by God fearing, hard working, and freedom loving Americans.

When properly applied, it will allow the implantee to speak/commune to Allah instantly.
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Comes in various sizes:

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Implantee may or may not get to choose size.  

May contain precious metals
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May or may not be painless. Bleeding and swelling
will occur at injection site.  
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Enjoy the security we provide for you,

                The United States Armed Services.,_.___