An atheist was
walking through the woods.
'What majestic trees'!
'What powerful
rivers'!
'What beautiful animals'!
He said to himself.
As he was
walking alongside the river, he heard a rustling in the bushes behind him. He
turned to look. He saw a 7-foot grizzly bear charge towards him. 
He ran as fast as
he could up the path. He looked over his shoulder & saw that the bear was
closing in on him.
He looked over his
shoulder again, & the bear was even closer. He tripped & fell on the
ground. He rolled over to pick himself up but saw that the bear was right on top
of him, reaching for him with his left paw & raising his right paw to strike
him. 
At that instant the Atheist cried out, 'Oh my God!'
Time Stopped.
The bear froze.
The forest was silent.
As a
bright light shone upon the man, a voice came out of the sky. 'You deny my
existence for all these years, teach others I don't exist and even credit
creation to cosmic accident.' 'Do you expect me to help you out of this
predicament? Am I to count you as a believer'?
The atheist looked directly
into the light, 'It would be hypocritical of me to suddenly ask you to treat me
as a Christian now, but perhaps you could make the BEAR a
Christian'?
'Very Well,' said the voice.
The light went out. The
sounds of the forest resumed. And the bear dropped his right paw, brought both
paws together, bowed his head & spoke:

' Lord bless this food, which I am about to
receive from thy bounty through Christ our Lord, Amen.'